Smelly Soap

I love me some smelly soap.
I have a drawer full of it. The picture below features Zum bar Almond soap. It is one of the world's greatest things. (many can attest to my deep and abiding affection for almond smells. hmmmmm almond extract)

However deep my affinity for almond, I am at a loss to explain why the 3 oz soap that was put in the dish MONTHS ago is still the soap in my dish. I have many other soaps waiting for their turn. I can't figure out how this one little bar of soap has managed to last so incredibly long. I don't remember the exact date that I introduced this soap to my bathroom. Primarily because it has been so very, very long ago. And yes, I wash my hands regularly.
So almond bar soap you are now on notice.
I am watching you buddy.

I Have a Power Drill

I hung that door on the wall with my handy power tools. The laser level for I got for Christmas was utilized to ensure that the holes were level and even.
I think it looks amazing.

I would like to tell you that my power tools and laser level were a guarantee for no human error.
I would also like to tell you that I only had to drill 2 holes to hang this wall feature.
'sigh'
I hardly ever get what I want.
It took drilling 4 holes before I finally got the hangers to line up with the screws. There were already 2 holes in the wall from a previous attempt at hanging another item on that wall, that in the end just didn't belong in that room. So the two holes remained unused. For those of you that are tracking 4 +2 = 6. That wall now has 6 holes in it. Two of which are supporting my project. See, I can do math.
Just not with numbers that have more than 1 digit.